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[jackintomyport]

*every computer in Camp is suddenly flashing this message. They possibly even turned themselves on to do it*

To the bastard that DISCONNECTED MY BODY FROM THE NETWORK: If I find you I will SHOOT you.

To those good Samaritans out there: Wanna help a guy back into his body? I could really use it.

...crap. How long have I been out? Crap!

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[youschuldblame]

[this is kind of interrupting my net-surfing. lets type back]

Perhaps you could be a bit more eloquent about the situation?

[jackintomyport]

Someone cut my connection to my body is what happened! You don't do that!

[youschuldblame]

And it got you stuck in the network.

[jackintomyport]

Well yeah, cause I was in the network when it happened. Perfectly safe as long as somebody doesn't come along and cut the damn connection!

[youschuldblame]

Why entering it from the start? I'd think you'd know the hazards around here.

[jackintomyport]

Because barring messing with tesseracts the secret to getting out of here is in here. Somewhere.

[youschuldblame]

English, please.

[jackintomyport]

Barring screwing with the fabric of time and space the way to get out is through the network. Because the barrier isn't magic I think so it's gotta be controlled from somewhere.

[youschuldblame]

And you think that despite everyone else's failed efforts, you'll succeed in finding this?

[jackintomyport]

I gotta do something or I'll go nuts.

[youschuldblame]

Could be true. So how do you usually get back inside your body, hm?

[jackintomyport]

I connect to the network with a jack and just go back in.

But some bastard cut the jack. I hope my body isn't dead.

[youschuldblame]

Perhaps this person doesn't like you. Do you even remember where your body is?

[jackintomyport]

It's in my labs. Which should have been locked up tight.

[youschuldblame]

And they are...?

[jackintomyport]

You want directions?