PSA

[master_of_mon]

Hey guys! My name's Ash Ketchum, but some of you might just know me as Ash, [insert translation of choice here], that kid with the hat, that Pokemon Kid, or Hey You Get Off Of My Roof And Put Some Pants On. Whatever works for you! But this isn't about me, this is about Pokemon! . . .which I guess is related to me, but whatever

Comments

[emoclonetype]

*...what*

[master_of_mon]

[WAVES AT]

Hi, Mewtwo!

[emoclonetype]

...

Ash.

[master_of_mon]

I'm educating the masses! Or that's what Excel would say, I think. Anyway, now people won't have to ask what a Pokemon is over and over again.

[youll_sea]

I want a Pokemon!!

[master_of_mon]

Then ya have to catch or befriend one!

[youll_sea]

I can do both! Come on, Pokemon!

[master_of_mon]

They're not gonna walk right up to ya! Put some effort into it!

[bringingdasushi]

[ I knew all this already-- I invented this. ]

[master_of_mon]

[IS TORN IN FEELINGS OF PINGNESS IN HIS DUBBED SOUL]

Are you lookin' for a Pokemon too?

[bringingdasushi]

[ AAAASH MAH BOIIIIIII ]

It is possible. You are, though, yes?

[master_of_mon]

I'm always lookin' for Pokemon! That's how I'll become a Pokemon Master!

[trump_apple]

How do you catch a pokemon?

[master_of_mon]

That's easy--with a Pokeball! Ya have to battle 'em and stuff first!

[trump_apple]

But how do I battle one if I don't have a pokemon to begin with?

[master_of_mon]

. . .point. Normally I'd save visit your local professor, but we don't have one here! SO instead you've got two options! Either find a really weak Pokemon to catch in one shot, or battle 'em yourself!

[plzdontoustme]

[Lol like I can read your words but you have pretty pictures. :D]

Pokemon can be ninjas?

[master_of_mon]

'Course! They can be pirates too.

[plzdontoustme]

Oh, you mean the people who can play the wonderful music!

[master_of_mon]

. . .maybe! There's no reason ya can't be a musician and own a boat, I guess.