PSA

[master_of_mon]

Hey guys! My name's Ash Ketchum, but some of you might just know me as Ash, [insert translation of choice here], that kid with the hat, that Pokemon Kid, or Hey You Get Off Of My Roof And Put Some Pants On. Whatever works for you! But this isn't about me, this is about Pokemon! . . .which I guess is related to me, but whatever

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[bringingdasushi]

[ I knew all this already-- I invented this. ]

[master_of_mon]

[IS TORN IN FEELINGS OF PINGNESS IN HIS DUBBED SOUL]

Are you lookin' for a Pokemon too?

[bringingdasushi]

[ AAAASH MAH BOIIIIIII ]

It is possible. You are, though, yes?

[master_of_mon]

I'm always lookin' for Pokemon! That's how I'll become a Pokemon Master!

[bringingdasushi]

A noble cause. How many do you have?

[master_of_mon]

. . .a lot! Plenty! Quality is what matters most, right??

[bringingdasushi]

Yes, of course.

[master_of_mon]

AWESOME. Then the few Pokemon I have are 100x better than having every single Pokemon in the world!

[bringingdasushi]

... But... the catchphrase is "gotta catch them all"....

[master_of_mon]

There's like over four hundred now, cut me some slack!

[bringingdasushi]

It is understandable.... One learns more skill with fewer.

[master_of_mon]

Yeah, exactly! But I'll still keep tryin' to catch 'em! I'll make 'em all stronger!

[bringingdasushi]

[ I AM MOVED BY YOUR ENTHUSIASM ]

I believe in you...

[master_of_mon]

Thank you! Someday, maybe not tomorrow, or the next day, or even in the next decade--but I WILL be a Pokemon Master! Just watch!

[bringingdasushi]

[ you have the nation of Japan backing you on this! ]

[master_of_mon]

[well awesome. POKEMON, GETTO DAZE SATOSHI!!1]