PSA

[master_of_mon]

Hey guys! My name's Ash Ketchum, but some of you might just know me as Ash, [insert translation of choice here], that kid with the hat, that Pokemon Kid, or Hey You Get Off Of My Roof And Put Some Pants On. Whatever works for you! But this isn't about me, this is about Pokemon! . . .which I guess is related to me, but whatever

Comments

[trump_apple]

How do you catch a pokemon?

[master_of_mon]

That's easy--with a Pokeball! Ya have to battle 'em and stuff first!

[trump_apple]

But how do I battle one if I don't have a pokemon to begin with?

[master_of_mon]

. . .point. Normally I'd save visit your local professor, but we don't have one here! SO instead you've got two options! Either find a really weak Pokemon to catch in one shot, or battle 'em yourself!

[trump_apple]

I can do that! Where can I find pokemon?

[master_of_mon]

[HANDS YOU A MAP]

Pokemon tend to live in tall grass and bodies of water! You're pretty much guaranteed to run into a tentacool like fifty times if ya surf somewhere!

[trump_apple]

[takes the map]

Thanks! I'll definitely go try. Oh, and can I have a pokeball too?

[master_of_mon]

Sure, I've got plenty! [PRESENT: one pokeball]

Good luck, I know you'll find somethin' awesome!

[trump_apple]

[takes!]

Thanks! I'll go try to catch one of those Tentacools out by the island in the lake. I'll come show you when I'm done, okay?

[master_of_mon]

Okay! I'll be waitin'!

MEANWHILE, AT THE LAWYERTARIUM

[lawfulreception]

(Aaah, it's nice to have one of those days where nothing completely off the wall happens.)

Re: MEANWHILE, AT THE LAWYERTARIUM

[trump_apple]

[here, have a teenager flying across the lake to reach the Lawyertarium. Literally. And then stopping on the east side of it.]

This looks like a good spot!

Re: MEANWHILE, AT THE LAWYERTARIUM

[lawfulreception]

[well I am conveniently looking through the east side window!]

(. . .d-did he just. Fly?)

Re: MEANWHILE, AT THE LAWYERTARIUM

[trump_apple]

[yep. :D and now he's walking along the edge, trying to trigger a random battle]

Re: MEANWHILE, AT THE LAWYERTARIUM

[lawfulreception]

[A Very Strange Stranger Has Appeared! Do You:

Leave them to their business
Shout GTFO
>Be Nosy and Investigate]

[...comes outside]

Er, do you have any business here or. . .?

Re: MEANWHILE, AT THE LAWYERTARIUM

[trump_apple]

[the strange kid, who is somehow standing mid-calf-deep in the lake even though it should be deeper, just holds up the pokeball in one hand and the map in the other]

I'm catching a pokemon!