because you don't get much better than canon.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

*emerging from the woods today: a fat cat, nyan-ing out the James Bond theme as he waddles along. there are some very confused toucans flapping over his head! if you look closer, you'll see this is because there are strings tethered to their legs.

the ends of the strings are in the cat's mouth.*

Nyan nyan nyan~ three more and I can walk on the

Comments

[nomencature]

[....... pfft]

If you diet, maybe.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

You're mistaken, Natsume. They're much stronger birds than sparrows.

[nomencature]

I'm still not mistaken, Sensei.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

If you can lift me so can they!

[willcute4jewels]

[...what the heck]

[spiritsrfinetoo]

YOU!

...I don't need you today. Fish can't fly.

[willcute4jewels]

What are you trying to do?

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Walk on the air~~~

[drapethuselah]

On the air~?

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Yes! I am very close.

[drapethuselah]

It looks like you need a few more birds~

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Three more, three more~! You should help.

[magicalgenis]

...you don't see that every day!

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Hah? Hah? What?

[magicalgenis]

A talking cat trying to use birds to fly.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Well, of course not! Because I am the most amazing one of all!

...also I am not a cat.

[tis_allgood]

[laughs]

Excellent! I would enjoy seeing that, aye, so I would.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

But you will not be me! And I will be living it!

[tis_allgood]

Aye, but flying also runs the risk of falling. I think I shall take my chances on the ground, where I know my dangers better.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Maybe you're just chicken.