because you don't get much better than canon.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

*emerging from the woods today: a fat cat, nyan-ing out the James Bond theme as he waddles along. there are some very confused toucans flapping over his head! if you look closer, you'll see this is because there are strings tethered to their legs.

the ends of the strings are in the cat's mouth.*

Nyan nyan nyan~ three more and I can walk on the

Comments

[tis_allgood]

[laughs]

Excellent! I would enjoy seeing that, aye, so I would.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

But you will not be me! And I will be living it!

[tis_allgood]

Aye, but flying also runs the risk of falling. I think I shall take my chances on the ground, where I know my dangers better.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Maybe you're just chicken.

[tis_allgood]

'Tis possible! I'm not sure what "chikken" is...

[spiritsrfinetoo]

...really? You are missing a valuable life experience!

[tis_allgood]

Say true? Then how may I become chikken, wise cat?

[spiritsrfinetoo]

No, no, no! You do not become it! You eat it!

[tis_allgood]

And is it well worth eating?

[spiritsrfinetoo]

YES.

[tis_allgood]

You do seem to be an individual to be trusted in matters culinary... perhaps I shall seek some out.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

They should have it at the Mess Hall, nya~.

[tis_allgood]

I would gladly accept your guidance in this matter... if you wish to accompany me. Though perhaps you would rather stay and collect more birds?

[spiritsrfinetoo]

I like food! I can fly later.

[tis_allgood]

Shall we, then?

And what should I call you?

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Nyan~ko~sen~sei.

*LETS THE TOUCANS GO, IN A WHIRL OF WINGS AND RAINBOW BEAKS*