because you don't get much better than canon.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

*emerging from the woods today: a fat cat, nyan-ing out the James Bond theme as he waddles along. there are some very confused toucans flapping over his head! if you look closer, you'll see this is because there are strings tethered to their legs.

the ends of the strings are in the cat's mouth.*

Nyan nyan nyan~ three more and I can walk on the

Comments

[magicalgenis]

...you don't see that every day!

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Hah? Hah? What?

[magicalgenis]

A talking cat trying to use birds to fly.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Well, of course not! Because I am the most amazing one of all!

...also I am not a cat.

[magicalgenis]

You aren't? You look a lot like one.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Hmph! Another blind child!

[magicalgenis]

Hey! My eyes work perfectly well!

[spiritsrfinetoo]

No they don't.

[magicalgenis]

Yes they do. I guess you don't feel like a normal cat, but you sure look like one.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

YOU ARE WEIRD.

[magicalgenis]

Who're you calling weird, whatever you are?

[spiritsrfinetoo]

You! Who else?

[magicalgenis]

I'd say you can't really talk.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

OF COURSE I CAN TALK.

[magicalgenis]

...that's not what I meant. It's a figure of speech.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Hmph! You silly humans make everything so complicated!