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[warpspace]

[TODAY there is a table! And sitting at that table is a happy pink robot with a sign floating over her head. it says:]

FREE FRIEND MAKING ADVICE!
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE:

A lack of friends

Difficulties making friends

A desire to make MORE friends
**SNACKS INCLUDED**[anyone who fits any of the the above descriptions may feel COMPELLED to come over

Comments

[halfcocked]

[IS JUST HERE FOR THE COOKIES, YEAH]

Mmmnnh fftuuhhh--

[warpspace]

Chew first! Then talk!

[halfcocked]

[makes a face at her, but swallows]

Eating these doesn't mean I have to listen to you, right?

[warpspace]

No! But it is supposed to be an incentive, kind of...

[bitchcutsyou]

[compelled to come here wtf]

What's this?

[warpspace]

Advice! For people who want to make friends but have trouble doing so!

[bitchcutsyou]

. . . why?

[warpspace]

Because Nono feels it is her duty to help them!

[immashaaark]

[I hate everything]

[warpspace]

[we should work on that]

Hi there!

[immashaaark]

[but I like being antisocial 8|]

...

[warpspace]

[pfff no you don't]

Would you like a cookie?

[1/2]

[spacefreeze]

. . .

[spacefreeze]

Nono!

1/2

[warpspace]

...Tycho?

[warpspace]

TYCHO!!!! [HUGSssssss]

[spacelark]

[I can manage to lurk in this crowd of socially inept people surrounding the table, right.

...right?

will be slow]

[warpspace]

[you can lurk but you can't hide]

Onee-sama~! Hello!

[spacelark]

Nono. Did you, uh, see that Tycho showed up today?

[warpspace]

Yeah! I did! I never thought she'd come here!