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[warpspace]

[TODAY there is a table! And sitting at that table is a happy pink robot with a sign floating over her head. it says:]

FREE FRIEND MAKING ADVICE!
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE:

A lack of friends

Difficulties making friends

A desire to make MORE friends
**SNACKS INCLUDED**[anyone who fits any of the the above descriptions may feel COMPELLED to come over

Comments

[immashaaark]

[I hate everything]

[warpspace]

[we should work on that]

Hi there!

[immashaaark]

[but I like being antisocial 8|]

...

[warpspace]

[pfff no you don't]

Would you like a cookie?

[immashaaark]

[yes I do :|]

... I don't like sweets. What's with the stupid sign?

[warpspace]

It's there so that people who need advice will come and get help!

[immashaaark]

And you consider yourself some kind of expert?

[warpspace]

Not an expert, but I know how to meet people!

[immashaaark]

There's no point to it.

[warpspace]

To what? Meeting people?

[immashaaark]

Indeed.

[warpspace]

There is too a point to meeting people! If you meet people you make friends and if you make friends you become happier!

[immashaaark]

...

That many friends is unnecessary.

[warpspace]

So are fuzzy blankets with ducks on them! But that doesn't make them bad!!

[immashaaark]

But they're frivolous.

[warpspace]

But they make life worth living.