itp: run for your life and livelihood.

[lovemendespair]

[Following a few trees ominously falling in the forest and an explosion, a high-school girl comes out of the forest riding on the shoulder of a very scared gorilla. . . If you need more of a reason to investigate this besides AN EXPLOSION, then congratulations! You have some common sense! However, should you peek your head out at the noise, the

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[weirdweb]

♥ ♥ MARRIED ♥ ♥

thus proving once and for all that I am a masochist.

[lovemendespair]

Hey! I'm taken, you know! Go pick-up underaged girls somewhere else, jeez!

[devlmademedoit]

...

[yeah, ignoring you and walking off to find someone saner to ask questions to]

[lovemendespair]

[tapping the gorilla on the head and it is grabbing you]

. . . I was asking you a question. Don't be so rude.

[devlmademedoit]

Guh...

You were talking to me?

[lovemendespair]

If I wasn't then I wouldn't be calling you rude! Now, out with it - A place to live and if the Director's the only one in charge here!

[iflookscould]

I'm homeless. But good luck with that.

[lovemendespair]

--Ah!

Then I'll take your bed! Where is it?

[iflookscould]

I don't have a bed or cabin. I sleep in a tree.

You're welcome to taking a neighboring branch, however.

[lovemendespair]

Hmm~ I guess as a last resort that would work.

What about the Director?

[necessaryevil]

...

[lovemendespair]

You aren't going to leave a girl out in the cold like this, are you? With all of these dangerous monsters around. . . Who knows what could happen.

[necessaryevil]

You seem to be capable of taming the dangerous monsters.

[lovemendespair]

[looks down at the gorilla. . . looks up at him. . . looks at the gorilla]

Oh. . . Ohoho~!

[coffeebitch]

[brb, was just gorilla'd]

[lovemendespair]

--HEY! BACK OFF! I got him first!

[gorillas stop]

[lovemendespair]

You okay?

[coffeebitch]

I-I'm fine!

I think.