itp: run for your life and livelihood.

[lovemendespair]

[Following a few trees ominously falling in the forest and an explosion, a high-school girl comes out of the forest riding on the shoulder of a very scared gorilla. . . If you need more of a reason to investigate this besides AN EXPLOSION, then congratulations! You have some common sense! However, should you peek your head out at the noise, the

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[devlmademedoit]

...

[yeah, ignoring you and walking off to find someone saner to ask questions to]

[lovemendespair]

[tapping the gorilla on the head and it is grabbing you]

. . . I was asking you a question. Don't be so rude.

[devlmademedoit]

Guh...

You were talking to me?

[lovemendespair]

If I wasn't then I wouldn't be calling you rude! Now, out with it - A place to live and if the Director's the only one in charge here!

[devlmademedoit]

I don't know, and I don't know. Can I go now?

[lovemendespair]

. . .

No. You're new too, huh?

[devlmademedoit]

Yes.

[lovemendespair]

Hmm, hmm. . .

But another girl would help, but if we only found one bed. . . But a guy. . .

[lovemendespair]

Alright! We'll work together to find a place to sleep for the both of us!

[devlmademedoit]

No, thanks.

[lovemendespair]

[KICKS]

Come on, don't be such a stick in the mud. This is a new experience and you should really try it~.

[devlmademedoit]

Ow.

What?

[lovemendespair]

We're finding a place to stay! [and pulling you by the shirt to follow while gorilla runs for safety]

[devlmademedoit]

Really, it's better if we don't. I tend to grope people I'm in close quarters with, so unless that's okay...?

[lovemendespair]

. . . You have deep seated issues, you know?

[devlmademedoit]

I'm aware.