itp: run for your life and livelihood.

Jan 19, 2009 16:44

[Following a few trees ominously falling in the forest and an explosion, a high-school girl comes out of the forest riding on the shoulder of a very scared gorilla. . . If you need more of a reason to investigate this besides AN EXPLOSION, then congratulations! You have some common sense! However, should you peek your head out at the noise, the girl is going to direct her gorilla to you.]

--Ah, ah! Wait here! Hello~! I didn't really think there were other people here, but I guess I was wrong. And you were right, Pyo Pyo! Aren't you glad? ♥ So, I've already heard everything about this place, and I have to give the lady who thought this up some credit. Collecting the most famous and notorious people from different worlds in one place? Even the most infamous of anime and manga characters? Ahh~ If only she'd used her powers for good, then she could have made billions with the otakus!

Anyway, I'd like to just make sure of a few things! The Director is the only one in charge of this place, right? There isn't anyone else helping her? After all the trouble this has been, I want to make sure I know exactly who to sue for their every last cent and mystical world-crossing powers. Of course, she was nice enough to give me this laptop and shotgun, so I won't forget the small gestures. It's not like I'd want to own this swamp, so I'll let her keep it for future testing. You can't say that's not fair!

Now, for less important details! Who would like to have this Yukino Miyazawa living with them? Don't jump all at once now~!

[[Intro! And I will be fast as lightning! Remember, comedic violence is always go with Yukino and feel free to return it. We out.]]
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