Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water...

[gant_touch_this]

[If you happen by the Lawyertarium on this chilly grey day, you may notice a few new additions -- namely, the huge swimming pool that's now in front of it, surrounded by lounge chairs and steaming slightly. There are pool toys, tables of snacks and sodas, even a fully stocked portable tiki bar. All it needs now is you

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[getoffmylap]

When did we get a pool?

[placeholder of epic proportions but how could I not?]

[manicurse]

Since now, evidently.

[getoffmylap]

Seems a tad unnecessary.

[manicurse]

Oh, it most likely is.

[lawfulreception]

--where did all this come from?!

[gant_touch_this]

Now, now, what kind of question is that, my boy? What matters is the here and now, don't you think?

[lawfulreception]

(This definitely wasn't in my job description. . .!)

No, I'm pretty sure this requires questioning, sir.

[gant_touch_this]

Waste of energy, my boy. A young, healthy fellow like you should put that energy to better use!

[manicurse]

...Sir, my name is Kristoph.

[gant_touch_this]

Yes, but where's the fun in that, Toffee? After all, we're on vacation now! You could at least try and relax a bit...

[manicurse]

I was under the impression that we were here to work, actually.

[gant_touch_this]

Is there any reason we can't do both?

[halfcocked]

Are you fucking crazy!? It's too cold to--swim . . .

[eyeing the pool why is it steaming]

[manicurse]

The many wonders of modern technology... Haven't you heard of a heated pool?

[halfcocked]

We don't have stuff like that back home--it's hot?!

[taking off his boot and dipping a foot in]

[manicurse]

Of course. What a quaint place you must come from.

[manicurse]

I couldn't tell you, personally.

[manicurse]

It's more suited to Mr. Gant, in my opinion.