Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water...

[gant_touch_this]

[If you happen by the Lawyertarium on this chilly grey day, you may notice a few new additions -- namely, the huge swimming pool that's now in front of it, surrounded by lounge chairs and steaming slightly. There are pool toys, tables of snacks and sodas, even a fully stocked portable tiki bar. All it needs now is you

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[halfcocked]

Are you fucking crazy!? It's too cold to--swim . . .

[eyeing the pool why is it steaming]

[manicurse]

The many wonders of modern technology... Haven't you heard of a heated pool?

[halfcocked]

We don't have stuff like that back home--it's hot?!

[taking off his boot and dipping a foot in]

[manicurse]

Of course. What a quaint place you must come from.

[halfcocked]

It's in the past, dumbass, like 100 years ago or something. I'm using your pool~

[manicurse]

It isn't mine; go right ahead. May I ask how you claim to have gotten here from one hundred years in the past?

[halfcocked]

Then whose is it, this fruit? [nods at Gant] Ehh, a lot of people here are from the past or the future or whatever! That's just how this place works! It's not like I understand it.

[manicurse]

Mr. Gant's, it seems, yes. Do you really have any proof that this is when you all say it is?

[halfcocked]

What're you talking about? You mean proof that it's 2008? I dunno, that's what everyone says . . . and the computers!

[manicurse]

Quite an elaborate hoax, if that's the case...

[gant_touch_this]

Heated pool, my dear, ah... boy? At any rate, it will feel just delightful! A good swim is good for you in any weather!

[halfcocked]

[ALREADY STRIPPING DOWN--hey]

--Hey! What the fuck was with that questioning voice!?

[gant_touch_this]

Ah, my apologies. I'm an old-fashioned fellow, and I'm unused to seeing young men dressed in quite such a fashion as you. Very eye-catching, I must say! But don't you find all the black rather drab?

[halfcocked]

Better than fucking orange . . .

[stops halfway through stripping, suddenly remembering he doesn't actually have anything to wear in the pool]

--Hold on, hold on! I'll be back! Hold on!

[RUNS OFF, still only wearing pants, leaving his other clothes in a heap]

[gant_touch_this]

[not going anywhere~ will even keep an eye on your clothes for you, he's that nice]

[halfcocked]

[YOU'RE A NICE GUY. when he comes back, is only wearing boxers, and dives immediately into the pool]

I-it's so fucking cold . . .