Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water...

[gant_touch_this]

[If you happen by the Lawyertarium on this chilly grey day, you may notice a few new additions -- namely, the huge swimming pool that's now in front of it, surrounded by lounge chairs and steaming slightly. There are pool toys, tables of snacks and sodas, even a fully stocked portable tiki bar. All it needs now is you

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[lawfulreception]

--where did all this come from?!

[gant_touch_this]

Now, now, what kind of question is that, my boy? What matters is the here and now, don't you think?

[lawfulreception]

(This definitely wasn't in my job description. . .!)

No, I'm pretty sure this requires questioning, sir.

[gant_touch_this]

Waste of energy, my boy. A young, healthy fellow like you should put that energy to better use!

[lawfulreception]

. . .

[INSTINCT TO BE HELPFUL AND RUN AROUND DOING CHORES RISING]

[gant_touch_this]

After all, my boy, this is a party! Why don't you go and have a good time?

[lawfulreception]

[If by good time you mean helping people and serving tiny refreshments .-.]

How could anyone enjoy having a pool suddenly pop up outside their cabin?

. . .actually, nevermind.

[gant_touch_this]

How could anyone not enjoy it, I think is the better question! Come on, dear boy, loosen up!

[lawfulreception]

Sir, you just suddenly showed up in our cabin and brought along a pool party. And furthermore you're--

[lawfulreception]

[. . .wait. REMEMBERS SEEING/HEARING ABOUT YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE]

[lawfulreception]

--Y-you're. . .YOU!

[gant_touch_this]

Well of course I am, my dear boy! Who else would I be?

[lawfulreception]

I don't know! That was one of Phoenix Wright's most famous trials, how could you be here right now?!

[gant_touch_this]

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