[ITP: ART IMITATES LIFE]

[o_sarchasm]

[On this side of camp, there is a boy. A boy with hopes, dreams, and regrets, but most of all, a boy who really has to pee.

Far, far on the other side of camp, there are the boys' bathrooms.

It was never meant to be.]

(( YOU ARE COMPELLED TO TALK TO SOKKA AT LENGTH eta taking a break, will pick up to the best of my ability after some history

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[sharpasfire]

[considering Azula is standing right in the path of this attempted race, no you're pretty screwed]

What are you doing?

[o_sarchasm]

[definitely not jumping back a little, oh no]

Walking?

[sharpasfire]

What's the matter, Water Tribe? Used up the last of your seaman's legs? You're looking a little unsteady.

[o_sarchasm]

[...first attempt to WALK AROUND YOU goes here!]

[mmmdots]

Going somewhere?

[o_sarchasm]

That way. Do I know you?

[mmmdots]

Through people you do.

[o_sarchasm]

Through who?

[adawningoath]

Hey, I don't guess you've seen a book anywhere around here, have you?

[o_sarchasm]

The library's that way.

[adawningoath]

Very funny. I mean a particular one. That belongs to me.

[o_sarchasm]

I'll let you know if I see a book with a collar on it anywhere.

[attempts to KEEP WALKING]

[adonis_coil]

[SUDDENLY RIGHT IN YOUR WAY AS YOU PASS THE CLOTHING STORE]

EXCELLENT! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME!

[o_sarchasm]

Nnngh!

[adonis_coil]

This way! This way! There's no time at all to waste! There's far too much needing to be repaired after that last autumn windstorm!

[o_sarchasm]

Autumn windstor-- what are you talking about?

[spring_spring]

*conveniently napping right in your proposed path :D*

--ah?

[o_sarchasm]

[...stepping over :|]

[spring_spring]

What's the hurry...?

[o_sarchasm]

Oh, you know. Places to be, strangers to be assaulted by with no hope of escape.