[ITP: ART IMITATES LIFE]

[o_sarchasm]

[On this side of camp, there is a boy. A boy with hopes, dreams, and regrets, but most of all, a boy who really has to pee.

Far, far on the other side of camp, there are the boys' bathrooms.

It was never meant to be.]

(( YOU ARE COMPELLED TO TALK TO SOKKA AT LENGTH eta taking a break, will pick up to the best of my ability after some history

Comments

[adonis_coil]

[SUDDENLY RIGHT IN YOUR WAY AS YOU PASS THE CLOTHING STORE]

EXCELLENT! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME!

[o_sarchasm]

Nnngh!

[adonis_coil]

This way! This way! There's no time at all to waste! There's far too much needing to be repaired after that last autumn windstorm!

[o_sarchasm]

Autumn windstor-- what are you talking about?

[adonis_coil]

... Perhaps it was localized. Those things DO happen.

[INDEED, part of the tent store does seem to have collapsed. Nothing that a little bit of rope and repropping couldn't fix, but do you HAVE that kind of time left?]

[adonis_coil]

HOWEVER! It is nothing to look lightly upon! Winter is coming, and as if camp itself were trying to make sure I was behind schedule in warmer garments for the bitter chill and occasional if almost impossible for this particular global latitude, but who am I to argue such petty matters as possibility and impossibility in such a place where the sky occasionally changes colors and must be color coordinated with in order not to clash to garishly. BUT NO! There is no ripping wind, nor creeping chill which shall stop my grand work in the name of weather proper yet stylish and spandex free attire!

[adonis_coil]

Now, if you'll start over there...?

[o_sarchasm]

[l-lol starts retying]

...Wait, no! Do it yourself! I don't have time for this!

[adonis_coil]

I WOULD! And did attempt as much! Which might be where a part of the damage came from. BUT NEVER MIND THAT!.

I see you're a man to strike a hard bargain. I suppose I should let you have the pick of the merchandise or commission gratis for service.

[o_sarchasm]

...I do like merchandise...

[adonis_coil]

For a proper securing, that could withstand the wiles of camp, I am prepare to offer 'as much as you can carry'

[o_sarchasm]

...Deal! Uh, can I do something else first? Really quick. I promise I'll be right back.

[adonis_coil]

... After you've already started?

[o_sarchasm]

Forget it, forget it, I can do it now.

[does a quick little pee dance before dealing witht he tent again]

[adonis_coil]

What an odd preparation ritual... Ah what amazing pan universal diversity! [Going to get tea~]

[o_sarchasm]

[doing this as quickly as possible oh god]