[ITP: ART IMITATES LIFE]

[o_sarchasm]

[On this side of camp, there is a boy. A boy with hopes, dreams, and regrets, but most of all, a boy who really has to pee.

Far, far on the other side of camp, there are the boys' bathrooms.

It was never meant to be.]

(( YOU ARE COMPELLED TO TALK TO SOKKA AT LENGTH eta taking a break, will pick up to the best of my ability after some history

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[adawningoath]

Hey, I don't guess you've seen a book anywhere around here, have you?

[o_sarchasm]

The library's that way.

[adawningoath]

Very funny. I mean a particular one. That belongs to me.

[o_sarchasm]

I'll let you know if I see a book with a collar on it anywhere.

[attempts to KEEP WALKING]

[adawningoath]

[did I mention I'm like six feet tall, made of muscle, and standing directly in your way :D]

It's that strategy book Sun Ce was selling before he left. I swear it was on my dresser, I think a gorilla took it.

[o_sarchasm]

[...i-is at most like 5'7" and scrawny as hell sob]

So find a gorilla! Why are you asking me?

[adawningoath]

I just wanted to know if you'd seen it. Like, lying around anywhere. If they dropped it or something.

[o_sarchasm]

[FIDGET]

No. No I have not.

[adawningoath]

[OBLIVIOUS TO YOUR FIDGETING]

Damn. I really don't wanna have to fight the gorillas for it. It's a good book.

[o_sarchasm]

And they probably have another copy of it in the library.

[adawningoath]

But then I'd have to return it before I left.

[o_sarchasm]

But then you'd get to read it.

[adawningoath]

So I wanna keep a souvenir.

[...NOTICING YOUR SWORD NOW hi] Hey, you're a fighter...

[o_sarchasm]

[also has his boomerang attached to his hip :|b]

Yeah.

[adawningoath]

[sweeeet]

Can you gimme a hand real quick? I bet I know where they took it. Two of us should make quick work of 'em.

[Help Riku fight the gorillas?]
[YES]
[NO]

[o_sarchasm]

Find someone else. I'm busy.