[Mess Hall Post]

[vegan_megan]

[Just a normal day in the Mess Hall, food is being served by your lovely grumpy elf girl in the white apron - but wait, something is new: A big poster on the bulletin board!]

Do people think of you as intimidating

Comments

[imgottapower]

[every ounce of my soul is pinged]

Hey, wow...

[vegan_megan]

Yeah, what is it?

[imgottapower]

[points giant manly finger at poster]

J-Just reading this here! Eh heh heh.

[vegan_megan]

Tell me when you're finished.

[chivalricdream]

It says "martial arts". That's Chicken Wuss' thing, not mine. They're not even going to pay me -- hey you!

[vegan_megan]

Hey me? Or what?

[chivalricdream]

You. I've got orders to assist.

[vegan_megan]

Orders?

[itallpannedout]

Do you really think this'll stop the stealing?

[vegan_megan]

We have to try it, at least. It's not even the stealing that bugs me. I'm sick of crazy people coming in here and making a mess.

[itallpannedout]

Maybe we could make an outdoor cafe? It would keep them from making a mess inside the messhall!

[vegan_megan]

That would only relocate the trouble, I'm afraid.

[wayiroll]

The fourth point...

[vegan_megan]

Write a better one if you don't like it.

[wayiroll]

I didn't say that!

[vegan_megan]

Then what do you want to say?

[touch_sensitive]

Huh? Stealing?

[vegan_megan]

Like rats. Or wait, no, that would be unfair. Remy is not stealing.

[touch_sensitive]

Who's Remy?

[vegan_megan]

One of the cooks.