[Mess Hall Post]

[vegan_megan]

[Just a normal day in the Mess Hall, food is being served by your lovely grumpy elf girl in the white apron - but wait, something is new: A big poster on the bulletin board!]

Do people think of you as intimidating

Comments

[imgottapower]

[every ounce of my soul is pinged]

Hey, wow...

[vegan_megan]

Yeah, what is it?

[imgottapower]

[points giant manly finger at poster]

J-Just reading this here! Eh heh heh.

[vegan_megan]

Tell me when you're finished.

[imgottapower]

It's just that i-it looks pretty interesting!

[vegan_megan]

Hm. You do look like you could fit the job description.

[imgottapower]

I have been meaning to get out more...

[vegan_megan]

What are you usually doing all day?

[imgottapower]

Eh heh heh... m-my homework?

[vegan_megan]

What do you mean by homework?

[imgottapower]

I've been trying to keep up w-with my class back home.

[vegan_megan]

Isn't that a bit complicated without knowing what they're doing?

[imgottapower]

I've been doing pretty well... And, er, it's not that hard? I-I mean, I was homeschooled most of my life, s-so it's not like I'm unused to studying alone.

[vegan_megan]

... okay.

So, have you ever worked as a security guy? Or bouncer?

[imgottapower]

Well, not exactly, but...

[vegan_megan]

.... but?