[Mess Hall Post]

[vegan_megan]

[Just a normal day in the Mess Hall, food is being served by your lovely grumpy elf girl in the white apron - but wait, something is new: A big poster on the bulletin board!]

Do people think of you as intimidating?

Do you enjoy martial arts or bodybuilding in your spare time?

Are you bored out of your wits and looking for a purposeful occupation?

WE MIGHT HAVE THE RIGHT JOB FOR YOU!

The Mess Hall staff is looking for security personnel. Your duties include

~ prevention of food theft
~ ensuring order during mealtimes (especially on Tuesdays)
~ occasionally lifting heavy objects
~ standing around and looking important

Interested? Please speak to a member of our staff.

The CFUD Mess Hall Team

Hey! You there! I saw what you did with the gravy. And you? Don't even think of throwing this. Now move on. Or do I look as if I've got all day?

((OOC: The poster is a belated reaction to the chaos Domyoji caused in the Mess Hall. Also serves as general Mess Hall Post, so feel free to talk among yourselves :)

EDIT: It's awfully late on this side of the planet, winding down my threads now. Picking up later! ))