[A HISTORIC TRUCE BETWEEN HUSBAND, WIFE, AND LOWLY PIRATE]

[brazeofglory]

[BENEATH A WHITE FLAG, there or may not be three people standing over a table with a VERY LONG scroll of paper. THEY APPEAR TO BE HAMMERING OUT A CEASE-FIRE]

-- No, no, Kongming, be certain to include that you will not be locking your wife in any cages as part of the terms. It's bad enough that I am not allowed to immediately draw my weapon

Comments

[bellsofsteel]

Oh it ain't gonna hurt him none.

[brazeofglory]

It's disgusting and unsanitary!

[bellsofsteel]

Hah! It's not supposed to be NICE.

[brazeofglory]

Emphasis on unsanitary.

[shupdawoop]

Well, it's certainly a unique way to express yourself.

But if he would leave such things in front of my tent, I would expect him to clean up after himself.

[brazeofglory]

Fine.

This is the most ridiculous cease-fire ever conceived.

Any further terms for me?

[shupdawoop]

Well...

[brazeofglory]

....Keep them reasonable, Kongming.

[get_sometail]

(What the...)

[brazeofglory]

[YOU ARE FAMILIAR FOR SOME REASON]

...Ah?

[get_sometail]

Geez...Cages?

[brazeofglory]

It's... a very long story.

[necessaryevil]

...

[brazeofglory]

....Itachi, correct?

[necessaryevil]

Yes.

[brazeofglory]

I'm sorry; my name recall isn't what it used to be.

Can I help you?

[lushness]

[p-ping]

[brazeofglory]

[PINGED BY WHAT, CAGES?]

...Yes?

[lushness]

[TRUCES ACTUALLY, BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT]

Cages?

[brazeofglory]

It's a very long story I'd rather not go into, but suffice to say it is what cemented our positions on our respective sides of the war.