[A HISTORIC TRUCE BETWEEN HUSBAND, WIFE, AND LOWLY PIRATE]
[BENEATH A WHITE FLAG, there or may not be three people standing over a table with a VERY LONG scroll of paper. THEY APPEAR TO BE HAMMERING OUT A CEASE-FIRE]
-- No, no, Kongming, be certain to include that you will not be locking your wife in any cages as part of the terms. It's bad enough that I am not allowed to immediately draw my weapon upon suspected demons in this camp; I won't have the threat of being caged looming over my head as well.
And damn it, Xingba! What is your fascination with lighting canine feces inside a paper bag?! Ugh! Kongming, do you object to such "gifts" being left at your doorstep?
-- No, no, Kongming, be certain to include that you will not be locking your wife in any cages as part of the terms. It's bad enough that I am not allowed to immediately draw my weapon upon suspected demons in this camp; I won't have the threat of being caged looming over my head as well.
And damn it, Xingba! What is your fascination with lighting canine feces inside a paper bag?! Ugh! Kongming, do you object to such "gifts" being left at your doorstep?