[A HISTORIC TRUCE BETWEEN HUSBAND, WIFE, AND LOWLY PIRATE]

[brazeofglory]

[BENEATH A WHITE FLAG, there or may not be three people standing over a table with a VERY LONG scroll of paper. THEY APPEAR TO BE HAMMERING OUT A CEASE-FIRE]

-- No, no, Kongming, be certain to include that you will not be locking your wife in any cages as part of the terms. It's bad enough that I am not allowed to immediately draw my weapon

Comments

[bellsofsteel]

Oh it ain't gonna hurt him none.

[brazeofglory]

It's disgusting and unsanitary!

[bellsofsteel]

Hah! It's not supposed to be NICE.

[brazeofglory]

Emphasis on unsanitary.

[bellsofsteel]

I don't touch it with my bare hands.

[brazeofglory]

You do realize that in the base, you and I will still be smelling it.

[bellsofsteel]

. . . Oh yeah.

[brazeofglory]

And where would you even find a dog?

[bellsofsteel]

Them kids got one that flies!

[brazeofglory]

What?

[bellsofsteel]

Weird lookin' thing.

[brazeofglory]

....I... I see.

And MUST you have this clause in the treaty?

[bellsofsteel]

You bet I do.

[brazeofglory]

Fine.

[SCRIBBLESCRIBBLE XINGBA IS ALLOWED TO DROP FLAMING SACKS OF DOG CRAP OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR]

Would you also like the right to call him a "Doodie-head"?

[bellsofsteel]

Well I'd sure like to call him WORSE.

[brazeofglory]

Can we please ensure this treaty appears to have been written by sensible adults?