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[mostly_armless]

[If you are down by the lake today, you might notice one small, adorable, fluffy-headed boy -- with two arms, even -- standing on the edge of the water, yelling. His shouts are punctuated by the heavy plop of thrown rocks breaking the normally calm, crystaline, radioactive surface of the lake

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[owlneeder]

... uh.

[mostly_armless]

do you know how to make it come out?

[owlneeder]

... No. Why do you even want it to come out? Most of us go out of our way to stay away from it.

[mostly_armless]

tch, because it's big. If you've seen it then you know!

[cheerupemosquid]

Indeed it is, boy.

[mostly_armless]

[:0]
......

[reaches for one of your face tentacles]

[cheerupemosquid]

So it is that you do not fear death?

[mostly_armless]

[just sort of petting your face tentacle, there]

mister, you look really funny. Are you related to the animal out there?

[warpspace]

[y]

W-What are you doing?!

[mostly_armless]

I saw it! There's a big animal in the lake! I wanna see it.

[warpspace]

Yes, there is! But it's a very mean animal and you should really stay as far away from it as you can.

[mostly_armless]

mean! It's an animal and it looked like it didn't even have a face. Have you touched it? I bet it could beat up all the other animals.

[lasersaurus]

Provoking Marcy?

[mostly_armless]

....

[hello, I am just kinda staring. WOAH TALKING ANIMAL]

[lasersaurus]

It is perhaps not the wisest course of action, child. She will not thank you for disturbing her.

[mostly_armless]

...

[smacks his palm into your nose, not hard, but more exploratory-like]

do that again!

[finger_fucked]

[OH GOD IT HATCHED?!?!]

... do I know your dad?

[mostly_armless]

...my dad?

Maybe. I don't know him either. I live with uncle though, and he's pretty alright sometimes.

[finger_fucked]

Huh. Maybe I don't.

[mostly_armless]

Are you in the maf-yah, mister? Maybe you saw him there.