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[mostly_armless]

[If you are down by the lake today, you might notice one small, adorable, fluffy-headed boy -- with two arms, even -- standing on the edge of the water, yelling. His shouts are punctuated by the heavy plop of thrown rocks breaking the normally calm, crystaline, radioactive surface of the lake

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[owlneeder]

... uh.

[mostly_armless]

do you know how to make it come out?

[owlneeder]

... No. Why do you even want it to come out? Most of us go out of our way to stay away from it.

[mostly_armless]

tch, because it's big. If you've seen it then you know!

[owlneeder]

... Yeah. I've seen it. It ain't pretty.

[mostly_armless]

I don't want it to be pretty! I want it to be really tough! Like, huge, really big!

Will you show me it, if you've seen it? Can you make it come out?

[owlneeder]

It's... pretty big.

Hell no, kid, it's okay if you have a death wish, but I don't.

[mostly_armless]

I KNEW IT. I only saw one little bit of it but I knew, I really knew it had to be big! Haha, yeah!

...it's all the way over there, you know. It's not like it can hurt you. Look the water's even all shallow.

[owlneeder]

Look, I don't know how to lure it out, and even if I did I wouldn't do it.

And I'm not taking any chances on it hurting me. I got killed by a goddamn garbage can yesterday.

[mostly_armless]

....heh. You're kinda a wimp, huh mister?

[owlneeder]

Or maybe I just don't feel like being molested by a giant squid, ever think about that?

[mostly_armless]

you said you were killed by a trash can and now I bet you're even too afraid to even TOUCH the water, even right here where it's super shallow. [stomps around in the very shallows, to show you] bet you wont.

[owlneeder]

Well it wasn't literally a trash can. Did you not see the army of weird-ass robots the past couple of days?

[... and off he goes to go stomp around in the water, too, just to prove his point]

[mostly_armless]

Nope! [la la la I was an adult then and I don't remember that] That's not very believable mister, you know, a trashcan? Everyone knows you'd have to be SUPER lame to die from a trashcan, and besides, you're alive.

ha! Yeah! See! Just like that, like you're tough! Ha! [splashes you]

[owlneeder]

I told you it wasn't actually a trash can! It was a robot. It got all mad 'cause I called it retarded and it killed me!

Why don't you go swim out there and find it, tough guy?