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[godsmightyspear]

[It is evening at camp. And while it's never exactly quiet in this place, there are ... lulls, shall we say. Maybe you are relaxing during one of them. But not for long because suddenly there is SHOUTING AND YELLING AND A SUDDEN HUGE CRASH and when the dust settles, a mass of zombies, gorillas, and trees lie crushed half in, half out of a chasm

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[onthenightroad]

For the love of-- don't you know in some countries this hour would be considered ungodly for such a ra

[onthenightroad]

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[noarmyatmyback]

Your first dispute is apt to be over property damage.

[but_a_wolf]

AL AL DO YOU THINK HE'S ABEL'S EX?!

[noarmyatmyback]

No. No, I do not, Sohma Shigure.

[but_a_wolf]

BUT THEY WOULD'VE BEEN SUCH A GREAT COUPLE!

[monogamiss]

[THE SATISFYING SOUND OF A PUMP ACTION SHOTGUN, DO YOU HEAR IT?]

[monogamiss]

Keep off the grass.

[onthenightroad]

--ma'am! Madame! That is most inadvisable!

[monogamiss]

. . . Mrs.

[papillondejade]

MY HERO

[onthenightroad]

Seth. Seth. This man is hardly qualified to...

[papillondejade]

I need a hero!
I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night!
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪

[onthenightroad]

I see your request for a knight sets no bar for intellect. Sometimes I wonder about you.

[ascendthethorns]

How excessive.

[godsmightyspear]

There is nothing 'excessive' when dealing with those who don't listen to a knight of the Vatican!

[ascendthethorns]

Explain your method, Knight of the Vatican.

[godsmightyspear]

A request that they surrender. If they refuse, elimination by whatever it takes.

And you are?