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[godsmightyspear]

[It is evening at camp. And while it's never exactly quiet in this place, there are ... lulls, shall we say. Maybe you are relaxing during one of them. But not for long because suddenly there is SHOUTING AND YELLING AND A SUDDEN HUGE CRASH and when the dust settles, a mass of zombies, gorillas, and trees lie crushed half in, half out of a chasm

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[papillondejade]

MY HERO

[onthenightroad]

Seth. Seth. This man is hardly qualified to...

[papillondejade]

I need a hero!
I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night!
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪

[onthenightroad]

I see your request for a knight sets no bar for intellect. Sometimes I wonder about you.

[papillondejade]

I thought there was an intellectual requirement for entering the Vatican's service too, Father!

[onthenightroad]

Oh, there are written exams.

Not for the Inquisition, though.

[papillondejade]

Don't tell me. They get all the fanatics.

[onthenightroad]

The fanatics are home-grown, actually.

[papillondejade]

... if he attempts to kill the Methuselah here, I can't promise what'll happen.

[onthenightroad]

...I don't doubt he will. It's his nature, Seth. Hit first, ask questions later.

[papillondejade]

The Baron will do it no matter what anyone says.

I have a headache.

[onthenightroad]

...I don't think it went very well last time.

Can't. Can't you stop him.

[papillondejade]

No. No I can't, if he really doesn't want me to. At least Asta and Shahrazad might.

[onthenightroad]

...they might, but either way Petros isn't going to leave without a fight.

[papillondejade]

Can't. Can't we just push him in the lake.

[onthenightroad]

Who, Petros? He hasn't saved yet.