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[godsmightyspear]

[It is evening at camp. And while it's never exactly quiet in this place, there are ... lulls, shall we say. Maybe you are relaxing during one of them. But not for long because suddenly there is SHOUTING AND YELLING AND A SUDDEN HUGE CRASH and when the dust settles, a mass of zombies, gorillas, and trees lie crushed half in, half out of a chasm

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[onthenightroad]

For the love of-- don't you know in some countries this hour would be considered ungodly for such a ra

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[onthenightroad]

BROTHER PETROS how delightful, how delightful. I was beginning to feel the black fingers of loneliness seize my heart; they have since been tamed by your arrival and replaced by the cold, cold fingers of fear and dread.

How. How are you. How was your journey. Can I get you anything.

[godsmightyspear]

Father Nightroad! What a surprise to see you here. It was a long journey, but since I annihilated a group of heretics on the way my blood is on fire once more.

[onthenightroad]

...already with the annihilation, I see! You're a quick one to get to business. Fiery blood makes for something of a--showy entrance, though, you could've at least waited until it was lukewarm--

[godsmightyspear]

Of course. I don't shirk my duties.

Are you trying to tell me something, Nightroad?

[onthenightroad]

...that would depend on if you need to be told that you just wiped out a fraction of this camp. By yourself. Lord almighty, I don't even see a tank.

[godsmightyspear]

They were clearly heretics. And I was told there was no need for the tank, but now I see vampires here. What is the meaning of this?

[onthenightroad]

Don't you even take the time to introduce yourself before you begin the annihilation?

--and, ah. Well.

They live here.

[godsmightyspear]

Of course. And if they ignore me, they face the consequences.

... Live-! Including the one we killed?

[onthenightroad]

Perhaps they hadn't heard you the first time, did you ever think of that?

...who. The Baron of Luxor?

[godsmightyspear]

That was his title. Him. Yes. I assume you haven't forgotten his crimes, Nightroad?

[onthenightroad]

Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Such crimes would of course be punishable by death. And so he died! Justice has once again been dealt unto the evildoer. Can we move on?