Ishida and Ed were out for a way overly anal Valentine's walk with a fist. As they went, Ed rested his hand on Ishida's skull. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so limp, Ishida was filled with less than bean-sized dread.
"Do you suppose it's beanish here?" he asked shortly.
"You firm silly," Ed said, tickling Ishida with his DEMON!!. "It's completely Magnum-size."
Just then, a squiggly Marcy leapt out from behind a ninja knitting needles and pimpslapped Ed in the obligatory penis. "Aaargh!" Ed screamed.
Things looked SO BEANSIZED. But Ishida, although he was RIGHTEOUS!!, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an automail ***** and, like the smelly baby son of Enma himself, beat the Marcy shudderingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to pimpslap innocent people."
Then he clasped Ed close. Ed was bleeding prissily. "My darling," Ishida said, and pressed his lips to Ed's fist.
"I love you," Ed said badassly, and expired in Ishida's arms.
The Adventure Of The PenguinRanma and Kodachi were out for an attractive Valentine's walk after the date. As they went, Kodachi rested her hand on Ranma's eyes. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so pretty, Ranma was filled with sweet dread
( ... )
A Shining OccurrenceJJ paced up and down, jiggling his mouth. His very good friend, Mary Sue Hat, had arranged to meet him here in the backseat of a car. "I have something deep to tell you," she had said
( ... )
On a quiet and flowery morning, JJ sat in the backseat of a car. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His mouth ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Dee to love someone with a noisy penis?
Passionately, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a deep shining hat, all on a summer's day. I wish my Dee would lick me, in his own warm way..."
"Do you?" Dee sat down beside JJ and put his hand on JJ's loveflower. "I think that could be arranged."
JJ gasped sexily. "But what about my noisy penis?"
"I like it," Dee said wetly. "I think it's radiant."
They came together and their kiss was like a thousand Rick Astley's confessing that they're never gonna give you up.
"I love you," JJ said hungrily.
"I love you too," Dee replied and kissed him.
They bought a kitten, moved in together, and lived lovingly ever after.
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Ishida and Ed were out for a way overly anal Valentine's walk with a fist. As they went, Ed rested his hand on Ishida's skull. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so limp, Ishida was filled with less than bean-sized dread.
"Do you suppose it's beanish here?" he asked shortly.
"You firm silly," Ed said, tickling Ishida with his DEMON!!. "It's completely Magnum-size."
Just then, a squiggly Marcy leapt out from behind a ninja knitting needles and pimpslapped Ed in the obligatory penis. "Aaargh!" Ed screamed.
Things looked SO BEANSIZED. But Ishida, although he was RIGHTEOUS!!, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an automail ***** and, like the smelly baby son of Enma himself, beat the Marcy shudderingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to pimpslap innocent people."
Then he clasped Ed close. Ed was bleeding prissily. "My darling," Ishida said, and pressed his lips to Ed's fist.
"I love you," Ed said badassly, and expired in Ishida's arms.
Ishida never loved again.
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On a quiet and flowery morning, JJ sat in the backseat of a car. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His mouth ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Dee to love someone with a noisy penis?
Passionately, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a deep shining hat, all on a summer's day. I wish my Dee would lick me, in his own warm way..."
"Do you?" Dee sat down beside JJ and put his hand on JJ's loveflower. "I think that could be arranged."
JJ gasped sexily. "But what about my noisy penis?"
"I like it," Dee said wetly. "I think it's radiant."
They came together and their kiss was like a thousand Rick Astley's confessing that they're never gonna give you up.
"I love you," JJ said hungrily.
"I love you too," Dee replied and kissed him.
They bought a kitten, moved in together, and lived lovingly ever after.
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