AHAHA OH MY GOD

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FUCK YES, MADLIBS. MADLIBS ARE AWESOME. LET'S ALL PLAY SOME FREAKING MADLIBS, BRATS.

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Oh man. Oh man. Gimme a sec here.

[anyposition]

What? You need time? Muses're really aiming bad today.

[_icallshotgun_]

The Adventure Of The Marcy

Ishida and Ed were out for a way overly anal Valentine's walk with a fist. As they went, Ed rested his hand on Ishida's skull. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so limp, Ishida was filled with less than bean-sized dread.

"Do you suppose it's beanish here?" he asked shortly.

"You firm silly," Ed said, tickling Ishida with his DEMON!!. "It's completely Magnum-size."

Just then, a squiggly Marcy leapt out from behind a ninja knitting needles and pimpslapped Ed in the obligatory penis. "Aaargh!" Ed screamed.

Things looked SO BEANSIZED. But Ishida, although he was RIGHTEOUS!!, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an automail ***** and, like the smelly baby son of Enma himself, beat the Marcy shudderingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to pimpslap innocent people."

Then he clasped Ed close. Ed was bleeding prissily. "My darling," Ishida said, and pressed his lips to Ed's fist.

"I love you," Ed said badassly, and expired in Ishida's arms.

Ishida never loved again.

[anyposition]

Shit, instant best-seller. I knew y'had it in ya!

[_icallshotgun_]

I do impress myself sometimes.

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Wait wait this is better!

A Firm Day To Pimpslap

[anyposition]

What a ballad.

[_icallshotgun_]

I never knew, man.

[anyposition]

Think we could print that? Plenty o'frames at Arts An Craft--needs to be hung on the Mess Hall entrance. Poster sized.

[_icallshotgun_]

See, now we're getting into effort. . .

[anyposition]

But the payoff, man. The payoff. True art means sufferin' bitter.

[_icallshotgun_]

I was never really good at art class.

[anyposition]

We could snag volunteers. Someone's gotta wanna help with this.

[_icallshotgun_]

Some cute innocent person who knows not what they are doing!

[anyposition]

Exactly my thought. They hang it up, no one gets accidentally maimed. Perfect good deed.

[_icallshotgun_]

Sounds like a foolproof plan.