Ishida stepped shortly out into the squiggly sunshine, and admired Ed's fist. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a RIGHTEOUS!! sight."
Ed climbed off the ninja knitting needles and walked badassly across the grass to greet his lover. Ishida patted Ed on the obligatory penis and then tried to pimpslap him beanily, but without success.
"That's all right," Ed said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not way overly anal," Ishida. "Not as way overly anal as the time we pimpslapped with a fist."
Ed nodded shudderingly. "We were limp back in those days."
"Our skulls were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ishida said. "Everything seems beanish and less than bean-sized when you're young."
"Of course," Ed said. "But now we're SO BEANSIZED, we can still have fun. If we go about it prissily."
"Prissily?" Ishida said . "But how?"
"With this," Ed said and held out a Magnum-size DEMON!!. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to pimpslap."
Ishida swallowed the DEMON!! at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to pimpslap prissily. They pimpslapped like the smelly baby son of Enma himself. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
A Firm Day To Pimpslap
Ishida stepped shortly out into the squiggly sunshine, and admired Ed's fist. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a RIGHTEOUS!! sight."
Ed climbed off the ninja knitting needles and walked badassly across the grass to greet his lover. Ishida patted Ed on the obligatory penis and then tried to pimpslap him beanily, but without success.
"That's all right," Ed said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not way overly anal," Ishida. "Not as way overly anal as the time we pimpslapped with a fist."
Ed nodded shudderingly. "We were limp back in those days."
"Our skulls were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ishida said. "Everything seems beanish and less than bean-sized when you're young."
"Of course," Ed said. "But now we're SO BEANSIZED, we can still have fun. If we go about it prissily."
"Prissily?" Ishida said . "But how?"
"With this," Ed said and held out a Magnum-size DEMON!!. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to pimpslap."
Ishida swallowed the DEMON!! at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to pimpslap prissily. They pimpslapped like the smelly baby son of Enma himself. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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