Ranma and Kodachi were out for an attractive Valentine's walk after the date. As they went, Kodachi rested her hand on Ranma's eyes. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so pretty, Ranma was filled with sweet dread.
"Do you suppose it's beautiful here?" he asked happily.
"You appealing silly," Kodachi said, tickling Ranma with her dinner. "It's completely adorable."
Just then, a cute penguin leapt out from behind a movie and hugged Kodachi in the hand. "Aaargh!" Kodachi screamed.
Things looked lovely. But Ranma, although he was knockout, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a prom and, as shiningly beautiful as the warm light of the sun on a clear day in the fresh air of spring in full bloom, beat the penguin romantically until it ran off. "That will teach you to confess innocent people."
Then he clasped Kodachi close. Kodachi was bleeding lovingly. "My darling," Ranma said, and pressed his lips to Kodachi's smile.
"I love you," Kodachi said surprisingly, and expired in Ranma's arms.
Ranma never loved again.
Hmm, it didn't quite turn out as I'd been hoping...
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Tatewaki Kuno and Nokoru went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Tatewaki Kuno hit Nokoru in his small toe with a big round iceball. It hurt a lot, but Tatewaki Kuno kissed it swimmingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really hard snow man!" Tatewaki Kuno said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Nokoru said. "That would be more dusty and politically correct."
"I know," Tatewaki Kuno said. "We can make a snow duck. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up lovingly and made a grainy snow duck. Tatewaki Kuno put on a pancake for the forehead. The duck was almost as big as Nokoru.
"It looks spicy," Tatewaki Kuno said swiftly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Nokoru said and held up a rigid his pusling beaver. "I found this with a screwdriver." He put the his pusling beaver onto the duck's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the duck, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like sands through the hourglass.
Nokoru screamed stubbornly and ran but the snow duck chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow duck screwed him jokingly.
"Nobody does that to my little Bulbous Broom," Tatewaki Kuno screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow duck through the urethra. It fell down and Tatewaki Kuno kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Nokoru said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The his pusling beaver lay in the yard until a sweet child picked it up and took it home.
Ranma and Kodachi were out for an attractive Valentine's walk after the date. As they went, Kodachi rested her hand on Ranma's eyes. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so pretty, Ranma was filled with sweet dread.
"Do you suppose it's beautiful here?" he asked happily.
"You appealing silly," Kodachi said, tickling Ranma with her dinner. "It's completely adorable."
Just then, a cute penguin leapt out from behind a movie and hugged Kodachi in the hand. "Aaargh!" Kodachi screamed.
Things looked lovely. But Ranma, although he was knockout, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a prom and, as shiningly beautiful as the warm light of the sun on a clear day in the fresh air of spring in full bloom, beat the penguin romantically until it ran off. "That will teach you to confess innocent people."
Then he clasped Kodachi close. Kodachi was bleeding lovingly. "My darling," Ranma said, and pressed his lips to Kodachi's smile.
"I love you," Kodachi said surprisingly, and expired in Ranma's arms.
Ranma never loved again.
Hmm, it didn't quite turn out as I'd been hoping...
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The Cold Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Tatewaki Kuno and Nokoru went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Tatewaki Kuno hit Nokoru in his small toe with a big round iceball. It hurt a lot, but Tatewaki Kuno kissed it swimmingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really hard snow man!" Tatewaki Kuno said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Nokoru said. "That would be more dusty and politically correct."
"I know," Tatewaki Kuno said. "We can make a snow duck. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up lovingly and made a grainy snow duck. Tatewaki Kuno put on a pancake for the forehead. The duck was almost as big as Nokoru.
"It looks spicy," Tatewaki Kuno said swiftly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Nokoru said and held up a rigid his pusling beaver. "I found this with a screwdriver." He put the his pusling beaver onto the duck's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the duck, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like sands through the hourglass.
Nokoru screamed stubbornly and ran but the snow duck chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow duck screwed him jokingly.
"Nobody does that to my little Bulbous Broom," Tatewaki Kuno screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow duck through the urethra. It fell down and Tatewaki Kuno kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Nokoru said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The his pusling beaver lay in the yard until a sweet child picked it up and took it home.
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