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[spankmyvampup]

*After dark near the Mess Hall, there is a table decorated with pink and black streamers and littered with assorted party favors, such as pointy birthday hats. There are cups next to a bowl of thick, reddish liquid and a black-frosted cake with a tiny guillotine decorating the top. A procession of gorillas in aforementioned pointy hats can be seen

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[rewindow]

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[spankmyvampup]

Bleeding eye kid.

[rewindow]

... Happy Birthday...?

[spankmyvampup]

... Thanks. I think.

[halfcocked]

93! No shit! You're an old woman!

[spankmyvampup]

Fuck off, I'm hot for my age.

[halfcocked]

That's not really saying anything when most chicks your age are . . . dead.

[spankmyvampup]

Well, considering I haven't aged since 1930-something.

[drag_on_lady]

Happy Birthday...

What's with the outfit?

[spankmyvampup]

Oh... pain and humiliation. The usual.

[drag_on_lady]

Yeah, I can see that. You look pretty young for 93, though.

[spankmyvampup]

I stopped aging a while ago.

[anyposition]

... don't look a day over 40. Careful, yer undies're showing.

[spankmyvampup]

I can always take'm off.

[anyposition]

Or can you please please not!?

[spankmyvampup]

*Snort*

[eatenbyadru]

*trailing her fingers in the punch bowl*

It's not warm enough.

[spankmyvampup]

So? It's blood. And it's fresh and not from zombies. Drink it, or don't.

And shouldn't you be in this fuckin' dress?

[eatenbyadru]

I am already wearing my costume. It never takes me off...

[spankmyvampup]

. . . 'Kay.