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[spankmyvampup]

*After dark near the Mess Hall, there is a table decorated with pink and black streamers and littered with assorted party favors, such as pointy birthday hats. There are cups next to a bowl of thick, reddish liquid and a black-frosted cake with a tiny guillotine decorating the top. A procession of gorillas in aforementioned pointy hats can be seen

Comments

[anyposition]

... don't look a day over 40. Careful, yer undies're showing.

[spankmyvampup]

I can always take'm off.

[anyposition]

Or can you please please not!?

[spankmyvampup]

*Snort*

[anyposition]

*SO VERY looking at the cake now*

So happy birthday or somethin' trust it's been censored and pleasant otherwise?

[spankmyvampup]

I was undressed and re-dressed by purple rapist gorillas.

[anyposition]

Yeah, that always sucks. If y'wait until 2:30 or so, you can catch 'em dead-sleep.

*Yes, actually does look sympathetic.*

[spankmyvampup]

... I'll have to remember that.

[anyposition]

Glad t'be of service. So long as you ain't in over yer head or nothin.

[spankmyvampup]

I don't need anyone's help.

[anyposition]

Takin' yer word for it--but kinda my job to throw that bit in. Martial artist an all that.

[spankmyvampup]

Yeah? How good are you?

[anyposition]

I can hold m'self, here. Unless you pissed of th'king in yellow or somethin'.

[spankmyvampup]

Does existing piss him off?

[anyposition]

Yes. A lot. But fortunately he's a frickin recluse or we'd all be done.

[spankmyvampup]

Great.