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[spankmyvampup]

*After dark near the Mess Hall, there is a table decorated with pink and black streamers and littered with assorted party favors, such as pointy birthday hats. There are cups next to a bowl of thick, reddish liquid and a black-frosted cake with a tiny guillotine decorating the top. A procession of gorillas in aforementioned pointy hats can be seen

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[drag_on_lady]

Happy Birthday...

What's with the outfit?

[spankmyvampup]

Oh... pain and humiliation. The usual.

[drag_on_lady]

Yeah, I can see that. You look pretty young for 93, though.

[spankmyvampup]

I stopped aging a while ago.

[drag_on_lady]

How long's a "while"? Give or take a coupla decades?

[spankmyvampup]

About 70 years or so.

[drag_on_lady]

Then you're pretty well preserved...

[spankmyvampup]

What, like a fuckin' pickle?

[drag_on_lady]

Nah, you're not swimmin' in vinegar.