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[mustbecrazy_]

GOOD EVENING CAMP. It's a quiet night, there are new arrivals, and the zombies are feistier than ever! AND YET it feels like something is missing.

...I think we need some gratuitous violence!

((ITP FALLING OBJECTS. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: ANVILS, SHIPS, HOUSES, BRICKS, WHATEVER. COME GET HIT/SQUISHED. YOU CAN'T DIE FROM IT UNLESS IT'S

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[master_of_mon]

Is this feeling I'm gettin' what they call 'ominous'?

[mustbecrazy_]

Depends! What would you call that shadow over your head?

[master_of_mon]

What shad--ooooh

[master_of_mon]

--HEY WAIT

[batsuxmachina]

Gratuitous violence? I AM SO THERE.

[mustbecrazy_]

SO YOU ARE. Watch your step, kid!

[batsuxmachina]

Huh? Wha-- WHOOOOOA!

[mustbecrazy_]

It's like cats and dogs only not.

...actually, hell, let's include them too.

[ROTTS AND CALICOS OH MY]

[thepiltdownman]

Are you kidding me?

[mustbecrazy_]

Haha, of course I am.

[GIVES YOU A TINY USELESS UMBRELLA]

[thepiltdownman]

[ holding the umbrella somewhat uncomfortably ]

I'm going to guess that the whole suddenly feeling like I'm Wile E. Coyote is not a good thing.

[mustbecrazy_]

Not for you! Here, have this too.

[A SIGN SAYING 'UH-OH'. Yay accessories!]

[spankmyvampup]

What, don't get enough at home?

[mustbecrazy_]

At home it's not kosher for houses to fall from the sky! Unless you're filming an updated version of a beloved 1939 classic, but what are the odds of that, eh?

[spankmyvampup]

...

[o_sarchasm]

I think I'll pass.

[mustbecrazy_]

Good luck with that!

[GIANT FALLING TAXIDERMY'D PLATYPUS BEAR Y/N/ANVIL?]

[o_sarchasm]

[MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY VERY EYES oh god]

[mustbecrazy_]

Aaah the golden ages of comedic violence. Now with giant marsupial hybrids!