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[mustbecrazy_]

GOOD EVENING CAMP. It's a quiet night, there are new arrivals, and the zombies are feistier than ever! AND YET it feels like something is missing.

...I think we need some gratuitous violence!

((ITP FALLING OBJECTS. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: ANVILS, SHIPS, HOUSES, BRICKS, WHATEVER. COME GET HIT/SQUISHED. YOU CAN'T DIE FROM IT UNLESS IT'S

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[o_sarchasm]

I think I'll pass.

[mustbecrazy_]

Good luck with that!

[GIANT FALLING TAXIDERMY'D PLATYPUS BEAR Y/N/ANVIL?]

[o_sarchasm]

[MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY VERY EYES oh god]

[mustbecrazy_]

Aaah the golden ages of comedic violence. Now with giant marsupial hybrids!

[o_sarchasm]

[scrambling to get out of the way but THE HUGE TAIL TAKES NO PRISONERS]

ggggkttphh

[mustbecrazy_]

I'll give you a 9 out of ten for that sound effect.

[o_sarchasm]

Where did this thing even come from!?

[mustbecrazy_]

Heaven?

[o_sarchasm]

[...l-looking up again]

[mustbecrazy_]

[no need to fear, just a few dozen coconuts!]

[...still attached to their trees!]

[o_sarchasm]

[DUCK AND COVER, DUCK AND COVERRR]

[mustbecrazy_]

Do you need an umbrella?

[o_sarchasm]

I. I really don't think that would help at this point.

[mustbecrazy_]

And yet it'd still look stylish!