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[mustbecrazy_]

GOOD EVENING CAMP. It's a quiet night, there are new arrivals, and the zombies are feistier than ever! AND YET it feels like something is missing.

...I think we need some gratuitous violence!

((ITP FALLING OBJECTS. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: ANVILS, SHIPS, HOUSES, BRICKS, WHATEVER. COME GET HIT/SQUISHED. YOU CAN'T DIE FROM IT UNLESS IT'S

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[batsuxmachina]

Gratuitous violence? I AM SO THERE.

[mustbecrazy_]

SO YOU ARE. Watch your step, kid!

[batsuxmachina]

Huh? Wha-- WHOOOOOA!

[mustbecrazy_]

It's like cats and dogs only not.

...actually, hell, let's include them too.

[ROTTS AND CALICOS OH MY]

[batsuxmachina]

OH SHIT MAN I DON'T NEED ANIMALS ON ME. THIS IS NOT COOL.

[mustbecrazy_]

It's so the in thing. DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE EYES.

[batsuxmachina]

Uhhh… why not?

[mustbecrazy_]

You've never seen Cujo, eh?

[batsuxmachina]

Nope. Should I?

[pushes a dog out of his lap]

[mustbecrazy_]

Just be glad those aren't rapid, kid. At least I don't think they are. YOU NEVER KNOW.

[ps bricks]

[batsuxmachina]

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW HEY NO.

[mustbecrazy_]

Baaah, this is like shooting fish in a barrel. THINK BIGGER.

[SUMMER COTTAGE Y/N?]

[batsuxmachina]

Oh FUCK no! I'm not the dude with the pretty red shoes!

[BARRIER BARRIER BARRIER 8(]

[mustbecrazy_]

[BARRIER IS SUPER EFFECTIVE sob that cottage was socute too]

--Oi oi! I call an illegal play!

[batsuxmachina]

No way, man, if dogs are legal so are barriers!

[mustbecrazy_]

How the hell do you compare a dog to a barrier?

[CANONBALLSSSS]