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[commander_bitch]

:: anybody in and around boys' 10, might notice three purple gorillas dropping off a silver-haired commander. Who happens to be tied up with an eviction letter in his pocket and a sign draped around his neck that reads:

SPECIAL DELIVERY, MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS. ::

Comments

[shinnanigans]

This would be better if you were in red.

And a Santa hat.

[commander_bitch]

--NO IT WOULDN'T NOW UNTIE ME!

[shinnanigans]

Hey! "I'll be home for Christmas" doesn't have any heart in it if it's "I'll be home for Christmas 'cause gorillas are dragging me." You shoulda dressed up!

[commander_bitch]

I wouldn't have had a CHOICE IN THE MATTER either way with how fast they came into my cabin!

[cock_my_gun]

. . . so, who asked Santa for an Yzak?

[commander_bitch]

I am going to KILL whoever did.

[cock_my_gun]

Wasn't me.

[commander_bitch]

Good.

Now UNTIE ME!

[commander_bitch]

... Livio.

[commander_bitch]

How should I know?!

[overacting]

... I didn't think Santa delivered people.

[commander_bitch]

Santa is not purple.

[overacting]

So what's with the get-up?

[commander_bitch]

I DON'T KNOW!

[helloinjapan]

Yzak-kun . . .

[commander_bitch]

M-Mikuru.

[helloinjapan]

A-are you . . . moving back in?

[commander_bitch]

I DON'T KNOW those THINGS just broke into my cabin!