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[commander_bitch]

:: anybody in and around boys' 10, might notice three purple gorillas dropping off a silver-haired commander. Who happens to be tied up with an eviction letter in his pocket and a sign draped around his neck that reads:

SPECIAL DELIVERY, MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS. ::

Comments

[cock_my_gun]

. . . so, who asked Santa for an Yzak?

[commander_bitch]

I am going to KILL whoever did.

[cock_my_gun]

Wasn't me.

[commander_bitch]

Good.

Now UNTIE ME!

[cock_my_gun]

But what if I don't want to.

[commander_bitch]

Then I'm going to kill you when I am untied.

[cock_my_gun]

Oh really.

[commander_bitch]

YES REALLY!!

[cock_my_gun]

Anyone ever tell ya you look like a pissy cat when ya get angry?

[also untying you 8D]

[commander_bitch]

--I DO NOT!

:: thank god. :(((( ::

[cock_my_gun]

Yeah you do. You get all bristly an' shit.

[commander_bitch]

:: standing and brushing himself off. ::

... bristly.

[cock_my_gun]

Bristly.

[commander_bitch]

I do not!

[cock_my_gun]

Right. You don't.

[commander_bitch]

Good.

:: also, brb, titty attacking over the paper in his pocket. ::