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Dec 24, 2007 01:31

:: anybody in and around boys' 10, might notice three purple gorillas dropping off a silver-haired commander. Who happens to be tied up with an eviction letter in his pocket and a sign draped around his neck that reads:

SPECIAL DELIVERY, MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS. ::

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shinnanigans December 24 2007, 06:40:28 UTC
This would be better if you were in red.

And a Santa hat.

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commander_bitch December 24 2007, 06:41:14 UTC
--NO IT WOULDN'T NOW UNTIE ME!

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shinnanigans December 24 2007, 06:44:05 UTC
Hey! "I'll be home for Christmas" doesn't have any heart in it if it's "I'll be home for Christmas 'cause gorillas are dragging me." You shoulda dressed up!

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commander_bitch December 24 2007, 06:45:55 UTC
I wouldn't have had a CHOICE IN THE MATTER either way with how fast they came into my cabin!

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shinnanigans December 24 2007, 06:47:46 UTC
Faster than magical flying reindeer?

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commander_bitch December 24 2007, 06:49:30 UTC
QUITE POSSIBLY.

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shinnanigans December 24 2007, 06:51:17 UTC
Alright, that's fast. You're still a lousy Christmas delivery if you're not Christmasy.

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commander_bitch December 24 2007, 06:54:02 UTC
I'm WHAT?

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shinnanigans December 24 2007, 06:57:05 UTC
You're a lousy Christmas delivery!

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commander_bitch December 24 2007, 06:58:48 UTC
I AM NOT!

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shinnanigans December 24 2007, 07:00:32 UTC
You are too! You're not Christmasy at all!

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commander_bitch December 24 2007, 07:06:20 UTC
SO?

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shinnanigans December 24 2007, 07:07:48 UTC
So it's Christmas Eve.

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commander_bitch December 24 2007, 07:16:52 UTC
I am aware of that.

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shinnanigans December 24 2007, 07:24:46 UTC
So what do I get for Christmas?

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commander_bitch December 24 2007, 07:27:57 UTC
How should I know? It's not Christmas yet!

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