DO IT FOR THE ORPHANS!

[latrine_orderly]

Hello, everyone

Comments

[master_of_mon]

You heard her! I penny for your thoughts, guys! Well, more like a dollar. But it's still a great offer!

[latrine_orderly]

We ought to charge a hundred times that! But we may as well be generous for the camp n00bs!

[master_of_mon]

Ha, maybe! I don't think anyone has that much money though. Except for those rich club guys.

[latrine_orderly]

And nobody has any real way of getting more money, huh? Even after two years, it's still strange to live in a place with no money... but you know, that's what we have to take advantage of! Here at camp where everything is free, people shouldn't hesitate to give all their cash to us!

[buffleheaded]

I'm an orphan!

[master_of_mon]

Woah, really? Then I guess some of the profit goes to you too, right?

[buffleheaded]

It should!

[master_of_mon]

Then it will! But first we have to MAKE a profit, aha. I think I have a couple bucks on me, at least.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Do you accept credit cards?

[latrine_orderly]

Yes indeedy! Whatcha need, sir?

[master_of_mon]

Ha, what Excel said!

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Thank you both very much! Ah, I am concerned that a grumpy man told me yesterday that I will not date a pretty blonde.

[touch_sensitive]

... You've got to be kidding...

[master_of_mon]

If we were kiddin' we'd write j/k on the sign, silly! The price isn't that bad.

[touch_sensitive]

...

No one's going to pay for that... especially not from her.

[master_of_mon]

Is a dollar really that much? My allowance was more than that!

[inpignation]

--so what is the going rate for conquest, exactly?

[master_of_mon]

One buck, apparently! I think conquest is just Excel's way of sayin' 'helpin' others.'

[inpignation]

--well, there's kind of an interesting situation I'm having, huh. Maybe you kids could help out.

[master_of_mon]

Ha, we're totally up for helpin'! What's wrong?