DO IT FOR THE ORPHANS!

[latrine_orderly]

Hello, everyone

Comments

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Do you accept credit cards?

[latrine_orderly]

Yes indeedy! Whatcha need, sir?

[master_of_mon]

Ha, what Excel said!

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Thank you both very much! Ah, I am concerned that a grumpy man told me yesterday that I will not date a pretty blonde.

[master_of_mon]

Do they have to be pretty blonde? Maybe they could just be a little blonde.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

Well, brunettes would be fine too I think.

[master_of_mon]

You can't just think, you've gotta be certain about whatever it is you're talkin' about!

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I would accept any woman.

[master_of_mon]

Now you're bein' too broad! I'd accept any candy but what happens if I bite off more than I could chew, huh? That'd be really sad and then I couldn't eat any more candy!

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

But you just said I should think beyond pretty blondes.

[master_of_mon]

I didn't say go crazy with it though! What are you lookin' for in a person?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

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That is a difficult question. There are many things! If she likes me...if she would say hello to me when she passes by...there are really too many to list.

[master_of_mon]

Maybe you oughta narrow it down a little. When I look for Pokemon I think are they AWESOME? And...that's about it. Try it!

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

So you are saying I should ask myself a question before I look for a woman.

[master_of_mon]

Uh, sure why not! Why are you lookin' for a woman anyway?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

One day you will understand.