DO IT FOR THE ORPHANS!

[latrine_orderly]

Hello, everyone

Comments

[inpignation]

--so what is the going rate for conquest, exactly?

[master_of_mon]

One buck, apparently! I think conquest is just Excel's way of sayin' 'helpin' others.'

[inpignation]

--well, there's kind of an interesting situation I'm having, huh. Maybe you kids could help out.

[master_of_mon]

Ha, we're totally up for helpin'! What's wrong?

[inpignation]

There's these two guys, right, and they're trying to charge money for something, saying it'll go to charity. And I'm kiiiind of sure there's a trick in there somewhere, huh.

[master_of_mon]

No way! If someone's lyin' about helpin' charity that's awful! What's their trick?

[inpignation]

I'm pretty sure they're calling themselves the charity, right.

[master_of_mon]

...isn't that kinda like a paradox?

[inpignation]

Hah hah. More like bending the truth a little, huh. And possibly stopping boredom, that sort of thing.

[master_of_mon]

Ha, I guess! These guys sound awfully familiar though.

[inpignation]

Hah, well! There's all kinds of bored kids in camp, right? So what're your thoughts, huh.

[master_of_mon]

Well if I ran into someone doin' that I'd tell 'em there are better ways to entertain yourself and it's not nice to trick people into givin' you money!

[inpignation]

Hmmmm. But what if they're enjoying themselves, huh?

[master_of_mon]

. . .battle 'em?

[inpignation]

--well! Maybe if they get too bad, huh; in the meantime I reckon that's well worth a dollar in help, right?

[master_of_mon]

Makes sense! You could help us out by givin' a dollar too!