[I make no excuses]

[with_cock_out]

[IN THAT CORNER OF CAMP -- AND THAT ONE -- AND THAT ONE!! Wherever there's a tv, the image of one lightning-bolt-eyebrowed man on a stage singing horrible 80's Christian hair metal will appear. Instead of his trademark A necklace, he's wearing an oversized cross. (It's probably burning him!) Yes, my friends, Axel has discovered religion and he's

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[devilmayqueer]

*I don't know what horrible, horrible universal force forces us to constantly meet each other at these awkward moments, but I swear that I will dedicate the rest of my life towards hunting it down and DESTROYING it.*

[with_cock_out]

PRAISE BE, MY BROTHER!

[devilmayqueer]

*Snaps mouth shut. Then looks around, and tries to leave to the left.

Needless to say, he finds himself back infront of the stage again.

He doesn't even have the energy to let a snide remark slip.*

[with_cock_out]

Why dontcha come on up here and sing with me?

[height_rule]

*......*

[with_cock_out]

The hair is long and the screams are loud and clear.
The clothes are tight, earrings dangling from the ears.
No matter how we look, we'll always praise His name.
And, if you believe, you've got to do the same.

[height_rule]

Pass.

[with_cock_out]

Salutations, sister!

[boomtoday]

. . .

[with_cock_out]

Some of us were always pushed around in schools.
That's why I wrote this song to sing to pushin' fools.
At least we can say we love doin' what we do.
And we're here to say that you can have salvation too.

[boomtoday]

Yeah buddy I think I need salvation alright. From you.

[with_cock_out]

Well why dintcha say that in the first place? Come on over, missy!

[right_hand_of]

. . .

[with_cock_out]

Tough crowd, huh?

[right_hand_of]

I can't think why.

[with_cock_out]

Me either, cuz they should all be singing the praises of our lord Jesus!

[lapucelle_rly]

...What?

[with_cock_out]

[it's BALLAD TIME]

I was so confused, not knowing what to do with myself.
I was being used, blinded I was headed for hell.
Then God saved me, pulled me from the heat.
It's always on my mind.
What a blessing that was sent to me.
Together we will shine and... I'm loving you~

[lapucelle_rly]

Ex-- excuse me?

[with_cock_out]

DO YOU BELIEEEEEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE YOU SHOULD BECAUSE IT'S WITH GOD~~~~