[I make no excuses]

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[IN THAT CORNER OF CAMP -- AND THAT ONE -- AND THAT ONE!! Wherever there's a tv, the image of one lightning-bolt-eyebrowed man on a stage singing horrible 80's Christian hair metal will appear. Instead of his trademark A necklace, he's wearing an oversized cross. (It's probably burning him!) Yes, my friends, Axel has discovered religion and he's

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*......*

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The hair is long and the screams are loud and clear.
The clothes are tight, earrings dangling from the ears.
No matter how we look, we'll always praise His name.
And, if you believe, you've got to do the same.

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Pass.

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Salutations, sister!

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....Hi.

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Have you been Saved today?

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No.

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Step right on up then, missy! [holding out his hand 8D]

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Are you insane?

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Only with the love of God and Jesus!

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And you're proud of it. All right.

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Sure am!

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Yeah. Hey kid.

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Oh, it's been a damn blast.