[I make no excuses]

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[IN THAT CORNER OF CAMP -- AND THAT ONE -- AND THAT ONE!! Wherever there's a tv, the image of one lightning-bolt-eyebrowed man on a stage singing horrible 80's Christian hair metal will appear. Instead of his trademark A necklace, he's wearing an oversized cross. (It's probably burning him!) Yes, my friends, Axel has discovered religion and he's

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[boomtoday]

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[with_cock_out]

Some of us were always pushed around in schools.
That's why I wrote this song to sing to pushin' fools.
At least we can say we love doin' what we do.
And we're here to say that you can have salvation too.

[boomtoday]

Yeah buddy I think I need salvation alright. From you.

[with_cock_out]

Well why dintcha say that in the first place? Come on over, missy!

[boomtoday]

Excuse me what?

[with_cock_out]

I did a little scrounging around and I found some materials that I can salvate you with with! Lessee, I got my holy water and my bible gotta wear gloves before I touch em, though. Lord have mercy! Except not.

[boomtoday]

Salvate me. Right.

[with_cock_out]

Yup!

[boomtoday]

...Um, did you notice that your necklace is searing your flesh off?

[with_cock_out]

Aw, that? It doesn't hurt! Besides, it's just God testing me, and I'm showing him how much I love him by coping!

[boomtoday]

Kind of a crappy god, then, isn't he?

[with_cock_out]

Not at all! He's wonderful!

[boomtoday]

But he's burning your flesh off. I'd say that's pretty lame.

What else has he "done" for you lately?

[with_cock_out]

He hurts me because he cares!

Oh, just saved my eternal soul from damnation.

[boomtoday]

Okay buddy, whatever, but could you quit it with the awful music?

[with_cock_out]

Nope! This music is going to show all your heathen souls the Light!