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[runningmouth]

Tell me about a time a perfect stranger helped you out.

Yeah, this is another post stolen from Fark. Just be happy it's not twins killing each other this time.

Comments

[1_800_purelady]

Twins killing each other?

[runningmouth]

Over bubblegum. Very sad.

[1_800_purelady]

I had never thought to use this 'bubblegum'. Where might I acquire it.

[runningmouth]

Camp store?

I should warn you, though, only one of them died. And they'll see it coming anyway.

[minormajor]

It's how I met my big bro!

I got into it with some thugs who were ripping off a vendor by not paying for the food they ate, and even though I could've taken them, he stepped in and kicked their asses.

[runningmouth]

Hey, why kick ass alone when you can kick ass together?

[minormajor]

Yeah, exactly!

[runningmouth]

Uh huh.

[reach_within]

I'd like it if somebody helped me out of here.

[runningmouth]

You're new, huh.

[reach_within]

If by 'new' you mean 'stuck,' then yeah.

[runningmouth]

We're all stuck. It's a feature. Like La Brea's tar pits or Window's blue screen.

[skrullfking]

I think it's usually the other way around with me.

[runningmouth]

Yes, yes, your ego is huge, we know.

[skrullfking]

I just end up helping other people out more than they help me.

The people who help me out are usually you guys anyway. Though, I guess when you came along to rescue me you were technically a stranger, so that counts.

[runningmouth]

But I didn't ask about that.

It's a stretch. What about your mom? Adopting someone else's kid is pretty big.

[runningmouth]

Oh? I thought it was straightforward.

[runningmouth]

Doesn't count, sorry. I'm talking random altruism here.