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[runningmouth]

Tell me about a time a perfect stranger helped you out.

Yeah, this is another post stolen from Fark. Just be happy it's not twins killing each other this time.

Comments

[minormajor]

It's how I met my big bro!

I got into it with some thugs who were ripping off a vendor by not paying for the food they ate, and even though I could've taken them, he stepped in and kicked their asses.

[runningmouth]

Hey, why kick ass alone when you can kick ass together?

[minormajor]

Yeah, exactly!

[runningmouth]

Uh huh.

[minormajor]

And then I found out he was the Crimson Warrior!

[runningmouth]

So he kills a lot of people, huh.

[minormajor]

...No.

[runningmouth]

Er, Crimson Warrior kind of suggests, you know. A warrior covered in blood?

[minormajor]

He's called the Crimson Warrior because his sword is red. Nothing having to do with blood at all.

[runningmouth]

You'd think the sword would be red with blood.

[minormajor]

No, it's just the color.

[runningmouth]

That's weird. Red metal?

[minormajor]

Yeah.

Plus I guess it doesn't hurt the image that he dresses in red, too.

[runningmouth]

I'd still think it was so the blood didn't show up.

[minormajor]

....

[runningmouth]

Swords are for killing, you know?